Dear Journal,
Why the hell can’t I tell Max I love her? Is it programmed in my brain to be some shy and cowardly wimp around the love of my life? She dropped in like she does every Tuesday so that she can ‘make sure we’re not dead’. The rest of the flock has free reign to travel between reality and our book.
Sometimes being kidnapped has it’s advantages. Like traveling to different books and reality’s, or say keeping your secret crush a secret… for the mot part.
But anyways, usually Max brings the whole flock. Today she didn’t. and before she got there I had eaten
ALOT of sugar. So you can probably imagine how hyper I was.
**FLASHBACK**
“FANG! Calm down!” Iggy yelled.
“NO! Maxi and the flock are coming to town!” I sang to the tune of ‘Santa Clause is coming to town’ while skipping in circles. I could see Dejia rolling on the ground laughing for no reason at all. ‘is she high?’. soon I began to ramble about the most random things like a secret toaster that’s set on murdering the universe in 2012.
Suddenly Iggy tackled me and slapped his hand over my mouth. Instinctively I licked it.
“EWWW! DEJIA! FANG LIKED ME!!!” he screamed.
“now Fanglini licking is bad! No licking!” I pouted at her and she just laughed harder. I think she’s lost her rocks. Most would say mind or marbles but she’s already lost them. A slow song started playing over the radio so I switched it over to a new station. Justin Beiber was blaring through the speakers.
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine,mine (oh oh)
“DAMN YOU CANADA!!!!!” dejia and I screamed towards the heaven’s, iggy on the other hand was belting out the lyrics like no tomorrow. Max came in and switched the station to 101.1 KUFO (Portland rock) Green Day was playing Basket Case. A girly scream ripped through the entire house, I took me about 15 minutes to realize that it was me.
“MAX I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!“ I ran over and kissed max full on the mouth. And know what happened? She asked my sister if I was high, and good ol’ sister dearest said yes.
**END FLASHBACK**
And then there’s the conversation about my entry’s. it goes like this…
Dejia: FAAAAAAANGYKINS!!!!
Me: *groans* what?
Dejia: you need to make your entry’s less life scarring
Me: why?
Dejia: cuz we want people to read this!!!
Me: NO! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO WRITE THIS DAMN THING!!
Dejia: LIE’S IT’S ALL LIES!
Me: *sigh*
Dejia: don’t you sigh at me!
Me: or what?
Dejia: I’ll tell Cori your secret!
Me: WHAT SECRET??? And I don’t care about Corain
Dejia: about what I found on your laptop! And it’s Corian!
Me: what’d you find? And I don’t give a flip!
Dejia: YOU KNOCKED HER UP AND YOU DON’T GIVE A FLIP?
Me: I WAS DRUNK ON BAKON VODKA!!!!
Dejia: OH GO AHEAD BLAME THE FNIKIN VODKA YOU DEAD-BEAT DAD!!
Me: I SAID I’D HELP WITH THE KIDS!! Also what’s the secret?
Dejia: I found porn on your laptop! Wanna explain that?!
Me: IGGY’S BEEN USING MY LAPTOP FOR
THAT?! He’s dead!
Dejia: LIAR! NOW YOU'RE BLAMING IGGY!!
So yeah…. Wonderful family eh?
Whatever….
also why the hell do I capitalize
journal like it's your flipping name? also the other day (Thursday, September 9) Dejia and her friend Vanna were
DROOLING over some picture. I have a feeling it was a guy cuz Vanna's straight, and also i've only seen Dejia drool over a girl once. but then again so were Iggy and I...
Book: Fragile Eternity (book 3 in the Wiked Lovely Series)
Band: Green Day
Song: Behind Blue Eye's by Limp Bizkit
Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwuB6xPcvs
Peace,
Fang Gray
