October 28, 2010

Soooooo yeah, i'm updating. while waiting for Dylan to get here (not that Dylan, though they do look remarkably alike.... except this Dylan is shorter, younger, has freckles, and has a reddish tint in his hair in the light... yes i did just describe my little brother. i can describe my littler twin sister if you'd like...)
yeah, anyways i'm doing this while waiting for Dylan, and also waiting for Dejia to gather all of her notes to put on another blog, for people struggling in science... or to be more specific Pre-AP Chemistry. yeah, i'm related to a science geek.
i'm also getting Dejia to do my Lab write up, actually for anything science related she gives me the answers to, unless it's a Lab, because everybody has their own set of data.... and she's not my lab partner. instead i got this chick who thinks it's fun to wear low cut shirts everyday, even on lab days. it really fails because the top of the lab apron doesn't even come up any higher than half an inch below your armpits. i swear one day shes gonna spill acid down her shirt and i'm gonna laugh.

anyways i'm really bored, you have no idea. today is feeding day for Sebastian(pet snake), i'm skipping school tomorrow, this other fang on facebook keeps attacking ella, iggy, twin, and i with group hugs. twin and i of course always try to get away. she's just not lucky enough, so i laugh.
alrighty, i need to get going, gotta take movies back to the dvd place... *sigh* oh and also someone asked a question (i deleted it) for dejia about her book of shadows that i posted on a different blog (i deleted the blog before dejia killed me) we aren't ever posting it again because of something along the lines of "Fang, I SWEAR TO WHOEVER-THE-HELL-IS-OUT-THERE THAT NEXT TIME YOU POST MY BOOK OF SHADOWS I WILL SLOWLY CASTRATE YOU THEN DISCOMBOBULATE YOU AND THROW THE REMAINS IN THE COLOMBIA RIVER!!!" yeah... then she went into a rant about how not all of the things in the book were "light" magik and how in the wrong hands could possibly kill someone.... yeah.... i've learnt my lesson.

book: Worth More Dead Crimes by Ann Rule(if the torture dejia mentioned above really happens i told dejia to tell the cops to pass the file over to Ann Rule so she can write a book on it, it'd be amazing)
band: Everclear
song: Stacy's Mom (because dejia can play it on the trombone) by Fountains Of Wayne
link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5R-r2eb72k&feature=related

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Hackers should just go die. do mine, Iggy's, and dejia's accounts have all been hacked. well not her main one....
in anyways it pissed me off and now i'm never touching Facebook again. also i have a few questions to ask some people.

QUESTIONS FOR DEJIA!

1. do you enjoy torturing me?
2. why did you tell Max that i got Iggy and Cori pregnant?
3. why do you keep asking me the names of Cori's children?
4. can i change my name on the school records?
5. are you the reason my dresser is full of girl clothes?
6. why do i have to write in this blog?

QUESTIONS FOR IGGY!

1.  are you stupid?
2. why did you stop taking your meds?
3. why do you lie to rayla and say it's ME in the hotel with you instead of telling her that it's the OTHER fang?

QUESTIONS FOR RAYLA AND CORI!

1. rayla, why would i wear lingerie? Fang Bakon Masta-Blasta does... and he has ummm... intimate relations with Iggy...
2. why am i even asking you people things?
3. Cori, have you chosen out names for the kids? (dejia wants to know, i don't give a dip)
4. due date? (Dejia want's me to go and film it or something)
5. why would i be a druggie?
6. if i visit the children and act nice and stuff, do i have to pay child support?

ANYWAYS! so i got a schedule change so now i'm in all of dejia's classes, cuz i realize that if i hang by Dejia then girls (and gay guys) won't try to rape me in class! also i'm thinking of getting a tattoo... any idea's???????????????????????????????????????? ummmmmmmm not much has really happened lately and i'm only updating cuz otherwise dejia'll kill me after beating my with her pimp cane.... yeah... i can handle the Gothic pimp cups that get thrown at my face but the pimp cane HURTS.

oh and what's everyone going to be for Halloween? i'm going as a Hogwarts student in my respective house....(Ravenclaw), Iggy is also going as a Hogwarts student (Gryffindor), and dejia's been trying to find a Slytherin robe but Halloween stores have something against Slytherin and so she's thinking that she'll just go and get a death eater robe and use that.

but yeah................ bye.

book: Satanic Bible (Dejia told me it was more of a philosophy book than anything else... i have yet to start it)

band: Buckcherry

song: She Fucking Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDkZdTJbSxw&feature=related

song 2: Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry

link 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmHjqJHZeE

PEACE!
          fang

October 5, 2010

Dear Blog-thiny-ga-ma-bob,

yeah i just called you that. WHAT NOW BITCH?!
AHEM, sorry 'bout that.
so it's about 10 pm, i'm supposed to go to bed but i don't think my mom has her house keys so i'm up.
actually i'm lying, i'm an insomniac that's why.

so i've been lying in bed for the past hour, trying to sleep. my sister and i have this in common, we can't sleep at night and don't wanna get up in the morning.
we get up at 4 so..... yeah. i had to do a chemistry lab today, dejia is in my chemistry class.... so anyways we were gone sick for 4 days last week and we came in to re-do the lab and now our hands smell like garlic cuz of the stupid water we had to try and purify. but whatever we still got an A. but the smell grosses me out.
anyways i'm haveing weird hot and cold flashes and my wings hurt so god damn bad!
new power? maybe.
also news update on iggy. he changed his name to Daemon..... well for school registration and such...
ah, moms here and she's got some NyQuil....
night all....

Book: Lord Of The Flies by IDK I can't remember
Band: Disturbed
Song: Broken by Lindsy Haun
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoWQunKQElE&feature=related

PEACE!
       Fang