Soooooo yeah, i'm updating. while waiting for Dylan to get here (not that Dylan, though they do look remarkably alike.... except this Dylan is shorter, younger, has freckles, and has a reddish tint in his hair in the light... yes i did just describe my little brother. i can describe my littler twin sister if you'd like...)
yeah, anyways i'm doing this while waiting for Dylan, and also waiting for Dejia to gather all of her notes to put on another blog, for people struggling in science... or to be more specific Pre-AP Chemistry. yeah, i'm related to a science geek.
i'm also getting Dejia to do my Lab write up, actually for anything science related she gives me the answers to, unless it's a Lab, because everybody has their own set of data.... and she's not my lab partner. instead i got this chick who thinks it's fun to wear low cut shirts everyday, even on lab days. it really fails because the top of the lab apron doesn't even come up any higher than half an inch below your armpits. i swear one day shes gonna spill acid down her shirt and i'm gonna laugh.
anyways i'm really bored, you have no idea. today is feeding day for Sebastian(pet snake), i'm skipping school tomorrow, this other fang on facebook keeps attacking ella, iggy, twin, and i with group hugs. twin and i of course always try to get away. she's just not lucky enough, so i laugh.
alrighty, i need to get going, gotta take movies back to the dvd place... *sigh* oh and also someone asked a question (i deleted it) for dejia about her book of shadows that i posted on a different blog (i deleted the blog before dejia killed me) we aren't ever posting it again because of something along the lines of "Fang, I SWEAR TO WHOEVER-THE-HELL-IS-OUT-THERE THAT NEXT TIME YOU POST MY BOOK OF SHADOWS I WILL SLOWLY CASTRATE YOU THEN DISCOMBOBULATE YOU AND THROW THE REMAINS IN THE COLOMBIA RIVER!!!" yeah... then she went into a rant about how not all of the things in the book were "light" magik and how in the wrong hands could possibly kill someone.... yeah.... i've learnt my lesson.
book: Worth More Dead Crimes by Ann Rule(if the torture dejia mentioned above really happens i told dejia to tell the cops to pass the file over to Ann Rule so she can write a book on it, it'd be amazing)
band: Everclear
song: Stacy's Mom (because dejia can play it on the trombone) by Fountains Of Wayne
link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5R-r2eb72k&feature=related
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Hackers should just go die. do mine, Iggy's, and dejia's accounts have all been hacked. well not her main one....
in anyways it pissed me off and now i'm never touching Facebook again. also i have a few questions to ask some people.
QUESTIONS FOR DEJIA!
in anyways it pissed me off and now i'm never touching Facebook again. also i have a few questions to ask some people.
QUESTIONS FOR DEJIA!
- do you enjoy torturing me?
- why did you tell Max that i got Iggy and Cori pregnant?
- why do you keep asking me the names of Cori's children?
- can i change my name on the school records?
- are you the reason my dresser is full of girl clothes?
- why do i have to write in this blog?
QUESTIONS FOR IGGY!
- are you stupid?
- why did you stop taking your meds?
- why do you lie to rayla and say it's ME in the hotel with you instead of telling her that it's the OTHER fang?
QUESTIONS FOR RAYLA AND CORI!
- rayla, why would i wear lingerie? Fang Bakon Masta-Blasta does... and he has ummm... intimate relations with Iggy...
- why am i even asking you people things?
- Cori, have you chosen out names for the kids? (dejia wants to know, i don't give a dip)
- due date? (Dejia want's me to go and film it or something)
- why would i be a druggie?
- if i visit the children and act nice and stuff, do i have to pay child support?
ANYWAYS! so i got a schedule change so now i'm in all of dejia's classes, cuz i realize that if i hang by Dejia then girls (and gay guys) won't try to rape me in class! also i'm thinking of getting a tattoo... any idea's???????????????????????????????????????? ummmmmmmm not much has really happened lately and i'm only updating cuz otherwise dejia'll kill me after beating my with her pimp cane.... yeah... i can handle the Gothic pimp cups that get thrown at my face but the pimp cane HURTS.
oh and what's everyone going to be for Halloween? i'm going as a Hogwarts student in my respective house....(Ravenclaw), Iggy is also going as a Hogwarts student (Gryffindor), and dejia's been trying to find a Slytherin robe but Halloween stores have something against Slytherin and so she's thinking that she'll just go and get a death eater robe and use that.
but yeah................ bye.
book: Satanic Bible (Dejia told me it was more of a philosophy book than anything else... i have yet to start it)
band: Buckcherry
song: She Fucking Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd
song 2: Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
October 5, 2010
Dear Blog-thiny-ga-ma-bob,
yeah i just called you that. WHAT NOW BITCH?!
AHEM, sorry 'bout that.
so it's about 10 pm, i'm supposed to go to bed but i don't think my mom has her house keys so i'm up.
actually i'm lying, i'm an insomniac that's why.
so i've been lying in bed for the past hour, trying to sleep. my sister and i have this in common, we can't sleep at night and don't wanna get up in the morning.
we get up at 4 so..... yeah. i had to do a chemistry lab today, dejia is in my chemistry class.... so anyways we were gone sick for 4 days last week and we came in to re-do the lab and now our hands smell like garlic cuz of the stupid water we had to try and purify. but whatever we still got an A. but the smell grosses me out.
anyways i'm haveing weird hot and cold flashes and my wings hurt so god damn bad!
new power? maybe.
also news update on iggy. he changed his name to Daemon..... well for school registration and such...
ah, moms here and she's got some NyQuil....
night all....
Book: Lord Of The Flies by IDK I can't remember
Band: Disturbed
Song: Broken by Lindsy Haun
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoWQunKQElE&feature=related
PEACE!
Fang
yeah i just called you that. WHAT NOW BITCH?!
AHEM, sorry 'bout that.
so it's about 10 pm, i'm supposed to go to bed but i don't think my mom has her house keys so i'm up.
actually i'm lying, i'm an insomniac that's why.
so i've been lying in bed for the past hour, trying to sleep. my sister and i have this in common, we can't sleep at night and don't wanna get up in the morning.
we get up at 4 so..... yeah. i had to do a chemistry lab today, dejia is in my chemistry class.... so anyways we were gone sick for 4 days last week and we came in to re-do the lab and now our hands smell like garlic cuz of the stupid water we had to try and purify. but whatever we still got an A. but the smell grosses me out.
anyways i'm haveing weird hot and cold flashes and my wings hurt so god damn bad!
new power? maybe.
also news update on iggy. he changed his name to Daemon..... well for school registration and such...
ah, moms here and she's got some NyQuil....
night all....
Book: Lord Of The Flies by IDK I can't remember
Band: Disturbed
Song: Broken by Lindsy Haun
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoWQunKQElE&feature=related
PEACE!
Fang
Monday, September 13, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Dear Journal (i really have to stop doing that...),
okay i know i updated this thing yesterday but seriously school is wack.
there's this girl in my World Studies class. she like's to say 'Legit', she's Jewish, and her name is Mary Magdalen. you know her right? not the girl in my class i'm talking about the bible lady. you know Jesus's ho? yeah. dejia heard the name and was just giggling up a storm.
let me re-say this.
the girl is Jewish.
she's named after a biblical whore.
she was dressed like a whore.
Oh yeah don't you just love Mondays?
also i usually go through and correct mistakes but i've been doing homework for 5 hours so NO.
peace,
Fang
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Dear Journal,
Why the hell can’t I tell Max I love her? Is it programmed in my brain to be some shy and cowardly wimp around the love of my life? She dropped in like she does every Tuesday so that she can ‘make sure we’re not dead’. The rest of the flock has free reign to travel between reality and our book.
Sometimes being kidnapped has it’s advantages. Like traveling to different books and reality’s, or say keeping your secret crush a secret… for the mot part.
But anyways, usually Max brings the whole flock. Today she didn’t. and before she got there I had eaten ALOT of sugar. So you can probably imagine how hyper I was.
**FLASHBACK**
“FANG! Calm down!” Iggy yelled.
“NO! Maxi and the flock are coming to town!” I sang to the tune of ‘Santa Clause is coming to town’ while skipping in circles. I could see Dejia rolling on the ground laughing for no reason at all. ‘is she high?’. soon I began to ramble about the most random things like a secret toaster that’s set on murdering the universe in 2012.
Suddenly Iggy tackled me and slapped his hand over my mouth. Instinctively I licked it.
“EWWW! DEJIA! FANG LIKED ME!!!” he screamed.
“now Fanglini licking is bad! No licking!” I pouted at her and she just laughed harder. I think she’s lost her rocks. Most would say mind or marbles but she’s already lost them. A slow song started playing over the radio so I switched it over to a new station. Justin Beiber was blaring through the speakers.
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine,mine (oh oh)
“DAMN YOU CANADA!!!!!” dejia and I screamed towards the heaven’s, iggy on the other hand was belting out the lyrics like no tomorrow. Max came in and switched the station to 101.1 KUFO (Portland rock) Green Day was playing Basket Case. A girly scream ripped through the entire house, I took me about 15 minutes to realize that it was me.
“MAX I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!“ I ran over and kissed max full on the mouth. And know what happened? She asked my sister if I was high, and good ol’ sister dearest said yes.
**END FLASHBACK**
And then there’s the conversation about my entry’s. it goes like this…
Dejia: FAAAAAAANGYKINS!!!!
Me: *groans* what?
Dejia: you need to make your entry’s less life scarring
Me: why?
Dejia: cuz we want people to read this!!!
Me: NO! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO WRITE THIS DAMN THING!!
Dejia: LIE’S IT’S ALL LIES!
Me: *sigh*
Dejia: don’t you sigh at me!
Me: or what?
Dejia: I’ll tell Cori your secret!
Me: WHAT SECRET??? And I don’t care about Corain
Dejia: about what I found on your laptop! And it’s Corian!
Me: what’d you find? And I don’t give a flip!
Dejia: YOU KNOCKED HER UP AND YOU DON’T GIVE A FLIP?
Me: I WAS DRUNK ON BAKON VODKA!!!!
Dejia: OH GO AHEAD BLAME THE FNIKIN VODKA YOU DEAD-BEAT DAD!!
Me: I SAID I’D HELP WITH THE KIDS!! Also what’s the secret?
Dejia: I found porn on your laptop! Wanna explain that?!
Me: IGGY’S BEEN USING MY LAPTOP FOR THAT?! He’s dead!
Dejia: LIAR! NOW YOU'RE BLAMING IGGY!!
So yeah…. Wonderful family eh?
Whatever….
also why the hell do I capitalize journal like it's your flipping name? also the other day (Thursday, September 9) Dejia and her friend Vanna were DROOLING over some picture. I have a feeling it was a guy cuz Vanna's straight, and also i've only seen Dejia drool over a girl once. but then again so were Iggy and I...
Book: Fragile Eternity (book 3 in the Wiked Lovely Series)
Band: Green Day
Song: Behind Blue Eye's by Limp Bizkit
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwuB6xPcvs
Peace,
Fang Gray
Why the hell can’t I tell Max I love her? Is it programmed in my brain to be some shy and cowardly wimp around the love of my life? She dropped in like she does every Tuesday so that she can ‘make sure we’re not dead’. The rest of the flock has free reign to travel between reality and our book.
Sometimes being kidnapped has it’s advantages. Like traveling to different books and reality’s, or say keeping your secret crush a secret… for the mot part.
But anyways, usually Max brings the whole flock. Today she didn’t. and before she got there I had eaten ALOT of sugar. So you can probably imagine how hyper I was.
**FLASHBACK**
“FANG! Calm down!” Iggy yelled.
“NO! Maxi and the flock are coming to town!” I sang to the tune of ‘Santa Clause is coming to town’ while skipping in circles. I could see Dejia rolling on the ground laughing for no reason at all. ‘is she high?’. soon I began to ramble about the most random things like a secret toaster that’s set on murdering the universe in 2012.
Suddenly Iggy tackled me and slapped his hand over my mouth. Instinctively I licked it.
“EWWW! DEJIA! FANG LIKED ME!!!” he screamed.
“now Fanglini licking is bad! No licking!” I pouted at her and she just laughed harder. I think she’s lost her rocks. Most would say mind or marbles but she’s already lost them. A slow song started playing over the radio so I switched it over to a new station. Justin Beiber was blaring through the speakers.
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine,mine (oh oh)
“DAMN YOU CANADA!!!!!” dejia and I screamed towards the heaven’s, iggy on the other hand was belting out the lyrics like no tomorrow. Max came in and switched the station to 101.1 KUFO (Portland rock) Green Day was playing Basket Case. A girly scream ripped through the entire house, I took me about 15 minutes to realize that it was me.
“MAX I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!“ I ran over and kissed max full on the mouth. And know what happened? She asked my sister if I was high, and good ol’ sister dearest said yes.
**END FLASHBACK**
And then there’s the conversation about my entry’s. it goes like this…
Dejia: FAAAAAAANGYKINS!!!!
Me: *groans* what?
Dejia: you need to make your entry’s less life scarring
Me: why?
Dejia: cuz we want people to read this!!!
Me: NO! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO WRITE THIS DAMN THING!!
Dejia: LIE’S IT’S ALL LIES!
Me: *sigh*
Dejia: don’t you sigh at me!
Me: or what?
Dejia: I’ll tell Cori your secret!
Me: WHAT SECRET??? And I don’t care about Corain
Dejia: about what I found on your laptop! And it’s Corian!
Me: what’d you find? And I don’t give a flip!
Dejia: YOU KNOCKED HER UP AND YOU DON’T GIVE A FLIP?
Me: I WAS DRUNK ON BAKON VODKA!!!!
Dejia: OH GO AHEAD BLAME THE FNIKIN VODKA YOU DEAD-BEAT DAD!!
Me: I SAID I’D HELP WITH THE KIDS!! Also what’s the secret?
Dejia: I found porn on your laptop! Wanna explain that?!
Me: IGGY’S BEEN USING MY LAPTOP FOR THAT?! He’s dead!
Dejia: LIAR! NOW YOU'RE BLAMING IGGY!!
So yeah…. Wonderful family eh?
Whatever….
also why the hell do I capitalize journal like it's your flipping name? also the other day (Thursday, September 9) Dejia and her friend Vanna were DROOLING over some picture. I have a feeling it was a guy cuz Vanna's straight, and also i've only seen Dejia drool over a girl once. but then again so were Iggy and I...
Book: Fragile Eternity (book 3 in the Wiked Lovely Series)
Band: Green Day
Song: Behind Blue Eye's by Limp Bizkit
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwuB6xPcvs
Peace,
Fang Gray
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
August 24, 2010
Dear Journal,
Seriously this kidnapping thing is getting on my nerves! Dejia, my twin sister, is forcing me to write a diary. Ahem, a journal.
Do I want to do this? No, no I do not. But it was either this or be tied to a chair and put in the emo corner. And trust me, the emo corner sounds dark and scary, right? Well it’s scary alright. It’s pink.
What I don’t get is why I’m the only one that has to do this. Also aren’t these things supposed to be private? If so then why is she making me put it on the internet? Why does she believe she’ll be the ruler of the world in 2012 and that’s why everyone thinks the worlds gonna end? Oh yes because a 17 year-old is gonna take over the world… RIIIIIIIIIGHT.
I’m not even sure how long these things have to be. Hmmm. Dejia said that this only counts for 20 words out of my daily 200 word minimum.
Oh yeah, she gave me a freaking minimum of words I have to say everyday. So you must be really confused as to why I talk about my twin like she’s the spawn of Satan (she probably is. I wouldn’t put it past her).
**FLASHBACK**
“Hey fang I’m gonna take the kids to the park, wanna come?” max opened the door to the room I shared with Iggy and Gazzy at Dr. M‘s house. I quickly hid the photograph I was holding under my pillow and shook my head no. “you sure?” I nodded. “okay but Iggy’s staying too”
“alright” she waved, I didn’t look under my pillow until I heard the door click and max’s soft steps walking from the house.
The photo was old, and torn from being handled so much over the past 10 years. It was a photo of max and I. sure we had still been inside The School, but in the picture we held hands through the bars. You could see Iggy’s head off to the side.
The door opened, I hid the photo thinking Max had come back. Surely I would have heard her steps, but I didn’t hear anything. Anyone who was here walked just as quietly as me. I jumped from my bed and landed in a fighting stance just as the door opened wider, revealing an average height-ed girl, who didn’t look like she could even throw a punch. Despite her black clothes, and piercings.
“Hello Fang, pleased to meet you.” she didn’t hold out her hand to shake mine. “now you can come with me easily and have no harm done to you, or we can do this the way Iggy chose. Unfortunately it might take a bit longer than normal for his nose to heal.” I remember thinking ‘She can’t be serious… can she? And why does she talk all high class, perfect grammar and crap?’
“option 3”
“Oh! So you want me to use force? Fine by me!” and that’s the last thing I remember before being knocked out by the girl.
**END FLASHBACK**
So yeah, that’s basically it. Anyways it’s about 1AM now and Dejia, Iggy, and I have to wake up early to enroll at school tomorrow.
Oh, before I forget. I have to mention the book of the week, and song of the week(with you tube link), and band of the week.
Book: Mocking Jay by Suzann Collins
Band: Hinder
Song: Get Stoned by Hinder
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDr8cenETH4&feature=search
Peace,
Fang
Seriously this kidnapping thing is getting on my nerves! Dejia, my twin sister, is forcing me to write a diary. Ahem, a journal.
Do I want to do this? No, no I do not. But it was either this or be tied to a chair and put in the emo corner. And trust me, the emo corner sounds dark and scary, right? Well it’s scary alright. It’s pink.
What I don’t get is why I’m the only one that has to do this. Also aren’t these things supposed to be private? If so then why is she making me put it on the internet? Why does she believe she’ll be the ruler of the world in 2012 and that’s why everyone thinks the worlds gonna end? Oh yes because a 17 year-old is gonna take over the world… RIIIIIIIIIGHT.
I’m not even sure how long these things have to be. Hmmm. Dejia said that this only counts for 20 words out of my daily 200 word minimum.
Oh yeah, she gave me a freaking minimum of words I have to say everyday. So you must be really confused as to why I talk about my twin like she’s the spawn of Satan (she probably is. I wouldn’t put it past her).
**FLASHBACK**
“Hey fang I’m gonna take the kids to the park, wanna come?” max opened the door to the room I shared with Iggy and Gazzy at Dr. M‘s house. I quickly hid the photograph I was holding under my pillow and shook my head no. “you sure?” I nodded. “okay but Iggy’s staying too”
“alright” she waved, I didn’t look under my pillow until I heard the door click and max’s soft steps walking from the house.
The photo was old, and torn from being handled so much over the past 10 years. It was a photo of max and I. sure we had still been inside The School, but in the picture we held hands through the bars. You could see Iggy’s head off to the side.
The door opened, I hid the photo thinking Max had come back. Surely I would have heard her steps, but I didn’t hear anything. Anyone who was here walked just as quietly as me. I jumped from my bed and landed in a fighting stance just as the door opened wider, revealing an average height-ed girl, who didn’t look like she could even throw a punch. Despite her black clothes, and piercings.
“Hello Fang, pleased to meet you.” she didn’t hold out her hand to shake mine. “now you can come with me easily and have no harm done to you, or we can do this the way Iggy chose. Unfortunately it might take a bit longer than normal for his nose to heal.” I remember thinking ‘She can’t be serious… can she? And why does she talk all high class, perfect grammar and crap?’
“option 3”
“Oh! So you want me to use force? Fine by me!” and that’s the last thing I remember before being knocked out by the girl.
**END FLASHBACK**
So yeah, that’s basically it. Anyways it’s about 1AM now and Dejia, Iggy, and I have to wake up early to enroll at school tomorrow.
Oh, before I forget. I have to mention the book of the week, and song of the week(with you tube link), and band of the week.
Book: Mocking Jay by Suzann Collins
Band: Hinder
Song: Get Stoned by Hinder
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDr8cenETH4&feature=search
Peace,
Fang
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